Hi I have some new followers who aren’t bots it seems!

Hi new followers!

Some stuff about me:

-I like it when people send me messages to ask me stuff or just to say hi or whatevs, so you can randomly do that, it’s cool yo.
-I don’t get alerted when people unfollow me and I give no craps when I’m unfollowed, aint no thang!
-I very rarely follow people back because I have strange wonky standards for following, it’s much less of an “are you my friend” thing and way more of a “how many of your posts won’t be redundant on my dash, and also you won’t flood it” kind of thing, so we can still be buddies even if I’m not following you, it’s not some kind of ~code~ or whatever.
-I like to ramble in uncut text posts on a regular basis.
-Y’all should gimme fic recs!