Bernard Black: me in an alternate universe.
Truly, honestly, if you took my personality, and put it in the body of an Irish man living in London in the 90s, you would have Bernard Black. I’m 100% certain of it. I’m also fairly certain that I would be dead as a result, so it’s rather good that he’s the fictitious one.
(Source: spiceweasel, via inspector-snuggles)