I just want to make out with you, like, once. Or maybe give you a blow job. That’s all I’m asking for. I mean, how hard is it to just passively allow someone to give you a blow job? I have it on pretty good authority that I give great head. I can provide references. I won’t even be offended if you groan ”Bradley” when you come. (I might actually be excited about it.)
God. Favorite picture of Colin or favorite picture of Colin? Blowjobs aside, the things that you, me, and that alley have on our schedule are many and varied.