man why isn’t there an epic SGA fic wherein John gets bugified and stays that way (but is sane and all that stuff, just… blue, and has bugpowers) and Rodney stays semi-ascended so he has telekinesis (primarily for stealing other people’s donuts and also for rerouting crystals with his brain) and Teyla gets way Wraith-ier and increases her empath stuff due to some difficulty in reversing the whole fake wraith queen thing (or maybe it’s not so fake after all, idk) and Elizabeth comes back and is their friendly Replicator buddy (she would be like Data only emotional) and Ford finally shows up again and is like a whackadoodle chaotic-good space pirate with an eyepatch (once he finally gets off the druuuugs maaan) and THE ONLY NORMAL PERSON ON THE WHOLE TEAM IS RONON and obviously with their freakydeaky powers combined they save the galaxy.

I just want all of them to be freaks together.

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I’M GODDAMN HAVING A SEIZURE

CUMBERBATCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I just want to imagine that the last picture is Spock finally succeeding in poking Benedict Cumberbatch while saying “boop,” which is clearly Benedict Cumberbatch’s one weakness, and after this they are going to go have a picnic in a meadow and get married forever and why are you making me choose, whyyyyyyyyyy

EM TEE EE

I honestly can’t say what I will enjoy more: the actual silly movie itself, or the massive glut of Sherlock+Spock fic that’s gonna happen.

I VOTE FOR SPOCK TIME TRAVELING TO PRESENT DAY LONDON TO HELP SHERLOCK WHILE HE HIDES OUT BEING DEAD AND SPOCK TALKS ABOUT KIRK BEING HIS BRO/LOVER SO ELOQUENTLY THAT SHERLOCK’S HEART GROWS THREE SIZES AND HE UNDEADS HIMSELF

OR MAYBE SHERLOCK ENDS UP IN THE FUTURE VIA ~SPACE ANOMALY~ AND ONLY SPOCK AND SHERLOCK’S BRAINS COMBINED CAN GET HIM BACK

OR MAYBE SHERLOCK ALWAYS LIVED IN THE FUTURE ON THE PLANET OF LONDINIUM AND SPOCK TOTALLY CRUSHES ON HIM DESPITE HIMSELF WHILE ON AN AWAY MISSION

OR MAYBE THERE IS MURDER ON THE ENTERPRISE AND SPOCK IS THE PRIME SUSPECT AND SHERLOCK IS CALLED IN TO SOLVE THE CASE AND IS THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVES SPOCK’S INNOCENCE

OR MAYBE SHERLOCK IS A WEIRD OUTCAST VULCAN JUST LIKE SPOCK AND THEY WERE BROS WHEN THEY WERE ANGSTY TEENS

oh my god write ALL OF THEM FOR ME

Kind of? Rodney is always curvy and blonde and hot when he’s genderucked, but I don’t think he’s ever self-aware enough to see the parallels

Damn. Because that’s what I want. Well, more specifically, the following would be my holy grail of mcshep fic:

Rodney gets de-aged back to being about, oh, 20, so he can still operate on normal parameters but has a chance to relive his delayed adolescence. He realizes, through a series of interesting adventures and events that this whole damn time his huge enormous cerebral brain thing has kept him utterly distracted from his own personal body issues, namely that he suffers from some pretty hardcore body dysmorphia. Assisted through mandatory shrink appointments due to the de-aging, being superbros with Sheppard, and twenty fresh years of potential emotional honesty he figures out he’s actually a she and goes about rectifying this grave injustice the universe has done to her. And of course she fucking hacks it via ancient tech and puppydog eyes. And then she bleaches her hair because she’d always been curious about that anyway and then she has a BIG HUGE delayed epiphany about herself. And obviously Sheppard falls in love with her and it is awesome. The end.

oh no I have a prompt for Kink Me, Merlin (typical ModAU Merthur PWP but probably SOME plot) but there’s no current post up! WHERE ARE YOU KMM POST?!?!?! *cries*

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Had an excellent chat with Stewie last night about the Merlin+Sherlock fusion fic of epic adventurey DOOM, established a bunch of details, but I’m still at a horrible gaping loss for a proper antagonist and for some very specific worldbuilding particulars, and I’m pretty sure that if I only had a larger knowledge of Sherlock canon it would fall easily into my lap. But I don’t, so I don’t, and I didn’t even get any sleep and I rolled around for five hours in bed thinking about it while half-dreaming and it’s not leaving me alone.

Any Sherlock & Merlin people out there who are more Sherlocky than Merliny and would like to have a blather and help me out?

Where is the fanfic wherein Simpleton!Arthur and Dragoon the Great have to team up and fight crime and it is hilarious??

Spoilery Merlin Thoughts

mizufae:

I have had a thought that is pretty cool that I think people need to write fanfic of because it is SO not gonna happen on the show:

At the end of the current series supposedly Arthur and Merlin retreat to Ealdor (or something…) and there’s a big “iconic moment” with a TWEEST and everybody is pretty much assuming that Arthur will pull Excalibur from the stone, which is pretty much the only thing keeping me going and planning on watching the rest of the episodes as they air.

And back at the end of last series when EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER was knighted except for Merlin and Lancelot called bullshit on the whole matter that was a pretty long-running theme of fic, that Merlin get knighted, or at least lorded via sword-on-the-shoulder-thingy.

So I’m thinking that the reason Merlin hasn’t been given his propers yet is that they might have been saving it so that Merlin gets knighted with Excalibur.

Okay that would be pretty cool right okay so everybody go write me some fic bye now.

I’m reblogging myself so that the chances of someone writing this for me is increased and/or I might remember it and write it my own damn self (naaaah)

i feel like maybe i should specify

When i go off and accidentally fanfic on my tumblr like that, you know, just detail after detail on some insane epic fanfic idea, ANYBODY IS FREE TO WRITE IT. In fact, I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE YOU ALL. I’m not “calling it” and I’m not gonna be like “look, this is CLEARLY my idea *source link*” (although a little “i was inspired by Mizufae’s post here” would be nice). What I’m actually doing is just having all of the FUN and not doing any of the work. So I absolutely encourage you all to take my ideas and use them.

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karinaenolan:

mizufae:

reapersun:

fuck 3 seasons of this and they still don’t know he’s a warlock wtf

i need some goddamn payoff YES ALTERNATEUNIVERSESOMEKINDOFDUKEORSOMETHINGSHERLOCK END THIS

imwallpaper: If I could request anything ever I would request a Sherlock Merlin AU picture.

ilnoediavolon: could you do a Merlin/SH crossover too ? Like, Bored!Sherlock trying to explain to Dumb!Arthur that Merlin is a sorcerer, and Arthur still not believing, or something like that ?

bendydick-cloomberderp: I would love to see like a Merlin and Sherlock cross over.. like knights and warlocks <3

Everything about this is so pleasing!

-Merlin’s “fuck fuck fuck!” expression all the way down to his toes
-John! In armor! HNNNNNNNG
-How they got Arthur’s weird noble nose and eyebrows perfectly in just a few lines
-Sherlock’s dialog, SO ACCURATE
-Sherlock’s big fancy boots! Because in Ye Olde Times when everyone has a big fancy cloak and his hot hot hot detective coat doesn’t really compete, I TOTALLY agree that he would get into boots and bracers.
-Just the simple idea of Sherlock and John showing up and reflecting Arthur and Merlin back at them, twisted up and adjusted, oooooooh how I would read the HELL out of that fic. IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES~~~

WANT PLEASE

It would be SO GOOD. Eventually Arthur would be sort of trying (poorly) to “woo” Duke!Sherlock into some sort of trade agreement or something via his ONLY KNOWN METHOD OF FRIEND-MAKING, aka PICNIC IN DAH WOODS, and John would be standing guard and Merlin would be grousing from behind a tree, but then STUFF WOULD GO DOWN and they’d get SPLIT UP! And Merlin and Sherlock would be together and Arthur and John would be together.

Arthur and John (John is the best shot in Albion but Arthur is better with a sword, though it’s a close thing) have to hack their way through a bunch of baddies, perhaps there is a slave-trader caravan that they need to free (so John can get up to some doctoring and glowering and Arthur can get up to some inspiration speech-making to empower the slaves into uprising) and make their way back to Camelot.

Meanwhile, Sherlock and Merlin are tracking them down, and Sherlock’s complete acceptance and *expectation* of Merlin’s magic use is freaking. Merlin. oooout! They don’t have horses so they’re stuck on-foot and Sherlock bugs and bugs and bugs Merlin to get into Arthur’s head because Sherlock FULLY intends to sign the trade agreement and stuff (if he didn’t already know he was going to he wouldnt have gone on the trip in the first place, you really must be daft, Merlin), but he’s still CURIOUS about everything, most particularly how Arthur can be so unobservant, jesus, he really takes the cake, how can Merlin STAND him?? Oh he sees, he’s in love with him, oh, well, no matter if they’re dead, JOHN HAD BETTER NOT BE DEAD EITHER OR HE WILL BE DISPLEASED. Eventually they track the path of the bandits or slave caravan or WHATEVER back to the SOURCE of the problem using magic and deductive skills!

At that point, the retinue of knights and John and Arthur have followed Merlin and Sherlock’s path (“Merlin, if Arthur hasn’t figured out that you’re a warlock yet how on EARTH do you expect him to be able to track us? Let alone escape. Well, John IS with him…” “Just trust me, sire. Arthur can track.” “Track mud on the courtyard steps, perhaps…”) on horses and they TEAM UP and SAVE THE DAY and SOLVE THE PROBLEM FUCK YEAH~~

okay thus far I have found exactly one readable fic that is NOT also RPF with the actors of the show that involves Merlin and Arthur time traveling to the future/present day. And I needs more of it. I needs it real bads.

It would be just like in star trek when kirk and spock do their time travel to the past in City of the Edge of Forever only temporally in *reverse* and it could be sooooooooo amazing.

First of all I’d be all stupid and snippy and need Merlin to use his magic so they could speak modern english and second of all they’d have to have the magic reveal in a way that arthur could get over it and deal with it while he’s unable to murderate merlin for it. in a drunktank? the ER? then there would be all the greatness of ye olde dudes reacting to technology but also understanding that human beings are still the same old horrible bastards or wonderful angels they always are. And there would be Arthur discovering his own legend and MAYBE ARTHUR GOOGLING HIMSELF TEEHEEHEE~

Also the boys would get to be all “FASHION: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND UNDERPANTS” and stuff which would be DELIGHTFUL and then there could be OH NOES TIMETRAVEL DRAMA because ruhroh, the two of them not being in the past is destroying reality as we know it! Because DESTINY!!!!!! and stuff. Except by that point Arthur and Merlin have discovered their feeeeeeels and also gay culture and are living in each others’ pockets and they DONT WANNA GOOOO but they HAVE to and oh MAN

and maybe in the past Merlin could bring back an ipod he keeps charged up with magic and he listens to song forlornly T____T but it’s okay because Arfur loves him but also it’s SAD because Arthur knows he must DIIIIEEE cuz there is just no WAY that Merlin could EVER save him like the legends say even if he IS the most powerful blah blah, Arthur knows that myths are exaggerations, I mean, almost none of his own legends were accurate to his experiences of them…

BUT OF COURSE it turns out that bit IS true and Merlin puts Arthur in stasis with the assistance of Morgana’s magic and he got the IDEA of stasis from all that star trek he watched when they were in the future and of course Merlin is immortal and he had to STAY AWAY from them when they originally showed up in the future but DUH he’s the reason they were able to make it back to the past which they had previously thought was a whole lot of luck before and then we get to see Merlin wake Arthur up and they can live happily together in the future again YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

THUH. ENDE.

#SORRY ABOUT THAT MERLIN GIF SET HERE HAVE SOME KITTENS #LOOK AT THE DISAPPROVING ONE

don’t think that this absolves you completely,  miss feist.  i suppose it’s a start though, harrumph.

THE ONLY WAY TO ATTAIN MY FORGIVENESS IS TO WRITE FIC WHEREIN GWEN DOES A BUNCH OF QUESTING IN LANCELOT’S NAME WHILE WEARING A HELMET AND ARMOR SO PEOPLE DONT REALIZE SHE IS A WOMAN, MOST ESPECIALLY A REWORKING OF THE STORY OF ELAINE OF ASTOLAT AND PROBABLY SOME BEAST SLAYING HERE AND THERE.

IT IS THE ONLY WAY LOLA. THE ONLY WAY.

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Spoilery Merlin Thoughts

I have had a thought that is pretty cool that I think people need to write fanfic of because it is SO not gonna happen on the show:

At the end of the current series supposedly Arthur and Merlin retreat to Ealdor (or something…) and there’s a big “iconic moment” with a TWEEST and everybody is pretty much assuming that Arthur will pull Excalibur from the stone, which is pretty much the only thing keeping me going and planning on watching the rest of the episodes as they air.

And back at the end of last series when EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER was knighted except for Merlin and Lancelot called bullshit on the whole matter that was a pretty long-running theme of fic, that Merlin get knighted, or at least lorded via sword-on-the-shoulder-thingy.

So I’m thinking that the reason Merlin hasn’t been given his propers yet is that they might have been saving it so that Merlin gets knighted with Excalibur.

Okay that would be pretty cool right okay so everybody go write me some fic bye now.

i just woke up with an uuuurge

Man i don’t care about staying anonymous for this. Somebody go fill my prompt on the kink meme:

Arthur/Merlin always-a-girl!Merlin, feminist rage catharsis.

Merlin thinks that the worst is over when the knights are all recovering and Arthur comes over to have that talk in the village. But when Arthur starts making jokes about how dying would have been just as bad as being saved by a girl, Merlin snaps.

Merlin’s been a girl the entire time (reasons up to the author but I’m always a fan of “it’s less dangerous to travel as a man and then it just stuck” thing) and instead of tamping it all down and keeping mum she suddenly realizes that that was it, it’s time to reveal herself and inform Arthur just how much he’s been saved by a woman.

So, magic reveal and gender reveal, (it would be fine by me if a tedious recollection of all past plots were just conveniently skipped in the actual fic but it can certainly be implied) and while Arthur’s knights are still recovering/incapacitated Arthur kind of has no choice but to sit down shut up and deal with it.

Of course it turns out Arthur is quite fond of very strong women. Sexytimes optional, mostly I’m looking for some anachronistic feminist power fixit fic.

Bonuses for: a bit of fem!dom Merlin in the end, Gwen being like “I knew it the whole time!” (because she is clever), Arthur’s entrenched issues with women being coherently tied in with his mother’s death, and some super badass competent magic.