rectumofglory:

emuonyurshoe:

comicallycool:

electrophilic:

casissuperman:

miketooch:

weeaboo-chan:

saccharinescorpion:

okay when TVTropes said this song got stuff past the radar i thought it was just going to be in flirty kind of hinting at sex kind of way i didn’t think they were going to literally sing about premature ejaculation and Aquaman’s teeny weenie

#this isnt getting crap past the radar #this is flying the entire russian air force past the radar

So I guess in their spare time they all got together and wrote a song about how small everyone in the Justice League’s dick is.

EXCEPT BATMAN’S.

did they just call green arrow gay

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

(from here)

What

just

happened.

omg wow

I’M STILL BITTER THAT THIS SHOW GOT CANCELED

IT WAS SO GOOD

i… damn, i need to watch this show.

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lamamama replied to your post: lamamama answered your question: okay can i post…

maybe? I probably won’t have time until next week, but don’t worry about spoilers on my account

Nah, I will probably not care in about a day, anyway.

I’ll go back to being momentarily really into Batman.

ALTHOUGH THIS MORNING I HAD A BATMAN THING THAT MADE ME SO MAD.

I sat down to start reading “Under The Red Hood” and it starts out all “Gotham is a hard city that breeds hard people with hard lives” blah blah and then Batman is punching a dude or whatever. And I just stop reading and go “OH MY GOD BATMAN IS SO DUMB.”

Because normally I can suspend my disbelief, like, Gotham is a shithole full of crime so Batman needs to go FIGHT that crime and probably things would suck more if there was no Batman. BUT LIKE, BRUCE WAYNE IS A BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY PHILANTHROPIST, RIGHT? But frigging *Batman* goes around fighting bad dudes and breaking their legs and causing everyone grievous injury all the freaking time, but not actually *murdering* anyone, causing all these crime syndicate minions’ lives to be shittier and shittier and shittier, and never giving them a chance to do something like, say, get a normal job and revitalize the city’s economy. No, instead they’re stuck in a neverending cycle of shitass health care fuckery and manipulation, thus exponentially increasing the crime rate and the inability of normal people to rely on civil structure. IF BATMAN WOULD FUCKING STOP IT AND DEDICATE HIS TIME TO BEING BRUCE WAYNE AND ACTUALLY IMPROVING THE LIFE OF EVERYONE IN HIS OWN GODDAMN CITY HE WOULD FIGHT INFINITELY MORE CRIME.

So I think, until such time as I can get over this INESCAPABLE FUTILITY, I’m not gonna continue my Batman kick.

redvinesandtranslucentwords:

“buddies! bros! homies! amigos! pizza! nintendo!”

So I just watched this! TOTALLY WORTH EVERYBODY’S TIME. The new guy who plays Sweet Tooth? He’s GOING places. I can tell.

I laughed and laughed and laughed. I didn’t feel quite as many ~emotions~ as I did for either Potter musical or Starship (which I legitimately thought was AMAaaaaazing, unlike seemingly everybody else who isn’t a huge starkid stan) or EVEN Me & My Dick (which idk, I guess just has the joey richter factor or something…) but I feel like it was a lot more of a… hrm, a better fit? Yeah. Like they fell into this new form and they’re hammering it out and figuring out what works and what doesn’t work for this new hodgepodge medium they’re working in. It was much more of an ensemble production, too, which I really liked because you got to see everyone doing a bunch of silly accents and wearing lots of silly costumes.

Anyway, it was SUPER amusing (pun intended) and Robin remains my favorite character of anything he’s ever in.

rectumofglory:

brocreate:

BATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: vampirechrist)

foilfaerie:

# ugh now I have images of Alfred going: NOT YOUR HOUSKEEPER

I can’t.  This is too perfect.

hey where was that heartbreaking fic where John has a psychotic break and Sherlock takes care of him and John takes to calling him Batman half the time??

it was aces.

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rectumofglory:

so um you can now have a faux stained glass print of the ones you truly worship

AM DELIGHTED

cyberpixie:

Artist: Fox4859

i love everything this post is

omg soops w/ teacup on heeed

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So many scruffy raven haired babies! MUST CLUTCH YOU ALL TO MY BOSOM.

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