ironfries:

AND WHY DOES THIS WHALE KEEP SAYING MY NAME

so this just happened

this is a result of: cat’s gif and chats with jizzy

cracking. up.

AND I WANT @-@ A MILLION HUGS

yes.

(via namelessintern)

FACT: Straight people are incapable of producing queer children. Queer children of straight people are actually changelings left behind by other queer people, who take straight children to use as their tithe to Hell every seven years.

lamamama:

 #and this would be why they’re called ‘fairies’

hdfhgckmjytk,fjthedjyncdmkuytkujvj

(Source: factsaboutqueers)

STILL MY FAVORITE

(Source: obliviousarthur, via gingerhaze)

moeoftoe:

Merlin fic sex scenes are like 90s love songs that they had to censor to play on Radio Disney

‘we made love memories in a field at twilight

my eyes were gold when I came sighed’

f’reals. sometimes i consider it my duty to do my part in rectifying this.

sometimes i like to write about doin’ in a twilit field though, so…. oops

(via lamamama)

supermillion:

jackmyswagnoir:

fuileachd:

hokkahoka:

my contribution to this crazy meme.

lawl I just died.

 omfg

yes

Truest love right here

(via cannedebonbon)

Is it bad that when I saw this

maybegee:

s0mmerspr0ssen:

psychopathsgetbored:

s0mmerspr0ssen:

only-a-time-lords-hearts:

sleeppastnoon:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I immediately thought of doing this

(done in mspaint with a laptop trackpad)

Because brodyquest is always relevant

 brodyquest is ALWAYS relevant.
but just, I had to:

I regret nothing.

(via cannedebonbon)

this probably already exists and if it doesnt it should

somebody needs to make a supercut sort of thing of every moment of Anthony Bourdain on video being beaten up by / arm wrestling with / getting kicked in the face by / losing a pointed argument with  / otherwise engaging in some form of combat with women across the world.

The American Bullfrog: Gross.

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ncc-1701-a:

ombiezombie asked: Kirk lusting over his command chair like a slut? C:

(via bro-bots)

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lazycheskie:

Yo Momma Jokes + Harry Potter. Fucking genius. 

(Source: donteattheflowers)

letseyx:

Gwaine: My penis is obviously the biggest and best.
Arthur: Please. I have a royal penis which has been trained since I was little.
Merlin: My penis is fucking magical, not that either of you has noticed!

It may not be how they phrased it, but it’s what they were saying.

I have a royal penis which has been trained since I was little.

(via fuckyeahmerlin)

gaila:

romulanharlot:

Why can’t I get paid to do this.

I am shaking with suppressed laughter.

(Source: foreheadtittaes, via bro-bots)

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fucknoshoulderpads:

(1x04 - Conduit)

Oh, Scully. It’s not beige, that much is true. But that jacket is at least three sizes too large, and your taupe shirt makes me sad, not least because you appear to own it in at least one other color. Also, later inspections reveal that is not actually a purse strap, but rather a bag the size of an artist’s portfolio. I think Mulder might be trying to convince you that you’re shrinking as a way of distracting you from his terrible, terrible tie.

“I think Mulder might be trying to convince you that you’re shrinking as a way of distracting you from his terrible, terrible tie.”