Reader Claire sent us this awesome photo of “24th Century Casualwear” that is basically 100% perfect. As she explains it: “I met all the basic requirements: asymmetrical hemlines; color blocking; secondary colors; inappropriate fabrics (the top is made of wool felt); and weird straps that don’t serve an obvious purpose.” This color story of dried-blood brown, deep mustard, and Eddie Bauer 1997 Hunter Green is absolutely something we’d see on one of the Enterprise’s non-uniformed denizens.
I also LOVE the little “purse” she made to go with it! Claire says: “I designed the labels on my computer and had them printed on bumper sticker stock; the black lines are Chartpak tape, which is what they used to do all those lines on props and sets on the show.”
A+ COSPLAY, CLAIRE. You are ready for a casual coffee date at Ten Forward.
aries: star trek
taurus: star trek
gemini: STAR TREK
cancer: s ta r tr ek ???
leo: sTAR treK
libra: trek star
scorpio: S T A R T R E K
sagittarius: ssstttaaarrr tttrrreeekkk
capricorn: star tREK !!!!!
pisces: STAR TREK
in actuality I’m a leo but according to this I’m more of a sagittarius, please advise
Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.
"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".
"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"
Oh dear, there was an accident and now there’s Bashir/Garak everywhere.
Doodle in the top-left: Bashir has obviously brought Garak a book in which everybody lies and assassinates each other and those who aren’t assassinated lie about even existing or something. It is the most romantic book in history.
Doodle in the bottom-left: Screenshot redraw in a way. Just for practicing this cardassian design!
Doodle on the right: Bashir in a skant uniform because why not? I feel like he would wear one. A uniform exists that can show off more of his physical assets and potentially attract people, he’d be there. I don’t think Garak is going for it though, it’s offending his fashion senses with its dull unimaginative cut.
(I think technically Starfleet phase the skants out before DS9, but I like to think they’re still there. In a united federation of planets, SOMEBODY is going to need a skant uniform to be more comfortable in.)